Watch your step
and take your time. This should give you an idea of the fading-into-the-horizon
range of interests I harbor. Here are essays from
my high school newspaper, the Eagle Eye, my college newspaper, Chimes,
and other indulgences in which I've wielded my word processor. I know you're
busy, so I've collected a select
few I think turned out better than the others. You be the judge.
August 19, 2000
On the Reformed worldview:
Simplify, simplify
August 6, 2000
Asking the right questions
about homosexuality
July 31, 2000
Vote your conscience,
and it might surprise you
July 24, 2000
Defending election apathy
July 20, 2000
Chapter and verse: A
modest proposal
July 12, 2000
Sex, society, and sanctity
July 5, 2000
'Patriot' provides poor
pep
June 24, 2000
Rethinking Reagan
June 14, 2000
TV pundits exposed
June 9, 2000
The key to Kournikova
May 23, 2000
Civil discussion on homosexuality
and civil rights
May 22, 2000
Count It
May 8, 2000
Weakened Wrapup
April 28, 2000
The unsung problem with
the Christian school requirement
April 26, 2000
Knight not college basketball's
greatest villain
April 17, 2000
Take Armani out to the
ball game
April 15, 2000
Christian schools fail
mission
April 10, 2000
Pro wrestling makes a
mockery of actual athletics
April 3, 2000
Spartans much switch
gears
March 31, 2000
NBC practices world's
oldest profession in newest gimmick
March 27, 2000
Survival training
March 13, 2000
To vote or not to vote
March 8, 2000
Hockey goes south, gets
too big
March 6, 2000
Pistons get Lion-itis
February 28, 2000
Soul of sports changes
with stadiums
February 22, 2000
Exposing the shame of
the swimsuit issue
February 15, 2000
When athletes shouldn't
want to be a millionaire
February 9, 2000
Tuned out: Hockey's TV
presence slipping
February 2, 2000
NHL a snapshot of sports
January 29, 2000
Risk-taking will doom
Super Bowl runner-up
January 28, 2000
Super drama self-inflicted
January 19, 2000
Pop psych makes for personal
fouls
January 11, 2000
Abortion issue exposes
political fallacies
January 7, 2000
The anti-apocalypse of
sports
January 1, 2000
New millennium feels
a lot like old one
December 31, 1999
Millennium matters: Y2
Fuss over Y2K
December 30, 1999
Is the end near?
December 22, 1999
With Clinton, truth smells
like Rose
December 20, 1999
New news is bad news
December 18, 1999
Money troubles in NHL
December 17, 1999
Millennium may be anti-climax
December 1, 1999
Souls for sale in new media
age
November 17, 1999
Off color: The affirmative
action treadmill
November 10, 1999
Lions finally have heart
-- and high hopes
November 3, 1999
NFL's priorities upside
down
October 31, 1999
'Phantom' gets KISS of
Stanley
October 20, 1999
Does God own a Yankees
cap?
October 15, 1999
On evolution: consult your
dictionaries
October 13, 1999
Sports are from Mars, Venus,
and Serena
October 8, 1999
Rich rivalry gets richer
September 29, 1999
Ryding High
September 24, 1999
Trick or Treat
September 15, 1999
Encore, anyone? Anyone?
August 30, 1999
Better off without Barry?
August 24, 1999
Rose by any other argument
still smells fishy
August 15, 1999
Yes, Governor, the drug question
does matter
August 8, 1999
Imagination run wild
August 7, 1999
Time for Big Bird to butt out
July 29, 1999
In game-bound
minivans, love lost
July 25, 1999
Media time warp
after JFK Jr.
July 19, 1999
From psychic
to psycho
July 17, 1999
Summer of Stink
July 15, 1999
The relative
greatness of "Tarzan"
July 12, 1999
After the Women's
World Cup
July 3, 1999
Handling the
hot potato of homosexuality
June 28, 1999
The problem with
Bush
June 19, 1999
To score or not
to score, that is the question
June 13, 1999
The problem with
Sunday: Saturday
June 6, 1999
Refueling on
the road of life
June 1, 1999
True love amid
the impermanence
May 27, 1999
On your marks, get set, emote
May 21, 1999
Boy George's
bullying backfires
May 15, 1999
Go West, young,
carefree, car-buying man
May 13, 1999
Mirror-ducking
and other residue of Littleton
May 10, 1999
Throwing your
clock out the window to see if time disappears
May 9, 1999
Trouble at "Home"
May 7, 1999
Cry for simplicity
May 3, 1999
Do all these
endings have no end?
April 28, 1999
What's the big
deal? The importance of sports
April 21, 1999
Nobody
wins when players go pro early
April 17, 1999
A 'Threepenny'
lesson in humanity
April 16, 1999
Do I need
a receipt to bring this year back?
April 14, 1999
Time for
Red Wings' impatience to pay off
April 12, 1999
Pulitzers
pump life back into public trust
April 11, 1999
Stability
in the silence
April 7, 1999
Baseball
sells its soul on its sleeve
April 1, 1999
Why we
don't -- and shouldn't -- have a prayer for an amendment
March 30, 1999
Cheering
at a funeral: how stunned Duke fans can celebrate
March 29, 1999
Championship
game slashes women's basketball's tires
March 27, 1999
Telemarketers:
Voices of freedom
March 26, 1999
The unfortunate
juxtaposition of chairs and bottom feeders
March 24, 1999
Surfing
in a puddle and other perils of the Internet
March 22, 1999
Diving
headfirst into an empty office pool
March 20, 1999
The other
side of family values and the Internet
March 19, 1999
HayWire:
When a dog makes a good cat
March 18, 1999
Waving
a white flag for democracy
March 16, 1999
Till from
my bones my flesh be hacked: Samaranch's desperation
March 15, 1999
Gender
generalities are from Mars, stereotypes are from Venus
March 14, 1999
Downsizing,
solar system style
March 12, 1999
HayWire:
Chocolate on your prison pillow
March 11, 1999
Dumb and
dumber: Congress lets go of cable
March 10, 1999
What's
in a name? One word too many
March 6, 1999
Never mind
why are we here; are we here at all?
March 5, 1999
HayWire:
Phone call and a haircut
March 4, 1999
Before
we become a nation, can we borrow the keys?
March 3, 1999
Enjoy March
Madness before April dullness
February 26, 1999
HayWire:
The other side of government downsizing
February 24, 1999
Y2K scare:
Apocalypse not
February 17, 1999
New stadiums
signal transition for pro sports
February 12, 1999
Valentine's
Day gone HayWire
February 11, 1999
The Ten
Dumbest Things That Happened This Week
February 10, 1999
DeVos dumps
Rodman, answers call for Christian witness
February 5, 1999
HayWire:
Of untimely births and timeless deaths
February 4, 1999
Putting
the "low" into "local news"
February 3, 1999
Super blunder
leaves super task for Christians in sports (2/3/99)
January 27, 1999
When car
mechanics rule the world
January 27, 1999
Permanent
site best Olympic solution
January 25, 1999
NBC reports
wrong death
January 23, 1999
All-Star
night cause for NHL to look in mirror
January 22, 1999
Super Bowl
brings a tormenting two weeks
January 15, 1999
Just in
time: NBA gives us Calvin-Hope intro
November 4, 1998
The new
high tech champioship: Call it stupid.com
October 2, 1998
McGwire
faced modern perils
October 1998
Color blind
home run chase?
September 25, 1998
Christians
in the new sports world
August 24, 1998
Why Celebrate
Going Back To School?
August 21, 1998
Why I Hate
The Internet
August 19, 1998
Clinton's
Confession Step Back, Not Forward
June 3, 1998
Higher
Calling: GRCHS graduation speech
May 1998
1997-98
In News: The Year In Review
March 1998
Why Michael
Jordan Is Underpaid
November 1997
When Christmas
"Magic" Makes Thanksgiving Disappear (11/97)
2PC appears semi-regularly, whenever the rustling grass
or blathering politicians move me (actually, whenever I have more than
seven seconds of free time).
Why "2PC"? For a long time Sports Illustrated called its
back page essay the "Point After," while ESPN Radio still calls its one-minute
commentaries the "Extra Point." This site's title is an overt and shameful
extension of such appellations. \par \par
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